| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| AHHHHHHH (secret) | Made the skull huuuuuuge. | Silver
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| Express Ride | Completed the game in under 10 minutes. | Gold
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| Hello, Operator? | Found someone who understands you. | Bronze
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| Lift Off | Reached the end of the game. | Bronze
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| Need a Light (secret) | Ignited the torch on the lobby floor. | Bronze
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| Needed a Hand (secret) | Got the cowboy's arm. | Bronze
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| Persistence Is Futile (secret) | Hit the gumball machine in the face 5 times. | Bronze
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| Playing with Fire (secret) | Ignited the torch on the lava floor. | Bronze
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| What Plants Crave? | Gave the plant some coffee. | Bronze
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| With the Fishes (secret) | Had things go poorly when going to the basement. | Bronze
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