| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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| Are you still here? | Clear the opening sequence. | Silver
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| Did I play video games because I was miserable? (secret) | Get the flashlight. | Gold
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| How do we arm first? | Get the pipewrench. | Gold
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| If life were only like this. | Clear the first stage. | Gold
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| It's over. Go home. | Complete game with first ending. | Gold
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| Kids playing with guns. | Get the pistol. | Gold
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| Life moves pretty fast. | Clear the second stage. | Gold
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| Looking for really big gun. | Get the shotgun. | Gold
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| New word for the day. | Clear the fourth stage. | Gold
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| The fourth dimension wall. | Collect Dr. Randell newsclips. | Gold
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| Welcome to the middle of the game. | Clear the third stage. | Gold
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| You did everything you possibly could. | Get all the trophies. | Platinum
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| You've came back there. (secret) | Complete game with second ending. | Gold
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