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| Eighters Gonna Eight (Bronze) | Play an 8-player game.
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| Give It The Fingers (Bronze) | Successfully enter both your quips in a round.
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| He Who Lashes Last… (Silver) | Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash.
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| Hi, Jinx! (Silver) | Enter the same thing as your opponent.
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| Meatloaf Candy (Bronze) | Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it.
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| Quip It Good (Bronze) | Win both battles in a round.
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| Quip Pro Quo (Silver) | Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to.
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| Quipee-ki-yay! (Silver) | Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2.
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| Sitting Ovation (Bronze) | Play a game with an Audience.
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| The Titular Achievement (Gold) | Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game).
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