| Achievement | How to unlock | 
|---|
| A General and a Gentleman | Allow Vargas to detonate the nuke. | 
| A Gentle Heart | Save Binh from Tinker. | 
| A Night To Remember | Get an STD. | 
| Back Where It All Began | Return to Arizona. | 
| Better Left Buried | Find the hidden cache of extraterrestrial cartridges. | 
| Blast From The Past | Learn Combat Shooting. | 
| Butterfingers | Lock yourself out of 10 locks or safes via critical failure. | 
| Call Of The Wild | Use Animal Whisperer to charm 20 animals. | 
| Cat Burglar | Steal the Golden Spike from Kekkahbah's fortress without being detected. | 
| Civilized | Convince the Mannerites to stop eating people. | 
| Divine Retribution | Help Retribution Jones take over Hollywood. | 
| East Of Eden | Go to Los Angeles. | 
| Elbow Grease | Repair 10 locks or safes using Mechanical Repair. | 
| Embrace The Glow | Send the nuke to the Mad Monks. | 
| Ezekiel 18:20 | Intervene in a God's Militia execution. | 
| Fateful Reunion | Meet Ralphy's dad with Ralphy in tow. | 
| Fight Fire With Fire | Send the nuke to the DBM. | 
| Goat Simulator | Get 3 goats following the party at once. | 
| Hell Bent For Leather | Help Chris Van Graas Jr. become mayor of Rodia. | 
| How Rude | Help Mr. Manners eliminate Tori Robbinson's plot. | 
| I Am Legend | Complete Matthias' quest to kill in LA. | 
| Know Your Roots | Find a Wasteland 1 disk. | 
| Locked And Loaded | Apply 20 weapon mods. | 
| Moo, I Say | Tip 5 cows. | 
| Not Monkeying Around | Complete the game with a Ranger dressed in a gorilla costume. | 
| Oops | Accidentally kill a party member with friendly fire. | 
| Peace On The Rails | Make peace between the Atchisons and Topekans. | 
| Persona Non Grata | Get Ranger Team Delta sent after you. | 
| Pop Idol | Find The Fin's poster. | 
| Pushed The Button | You foolishly pushed the button in the Hollywood Sewers. | 
| Red Wire, Blue Wire | Disarm the nuke. | 
| Relics Of A Bygone Age | Find all hidden shrines in the game. | 
| Religious Persecution | Kill all of the God's Militia leadership. | 
| Scavenger | Find all of the world map caches. | 
| Self Actualized | Put the Robbinsons in power in Angel Oracle. | 
| Sinister Legacy | Use the code from Finster's head to get into Darwin's underground complex. | 
| Sinners And Saints | Make peace between Hollywood and the Bastion. | 
| Skin 'O Yer Teeth | Survive a combat encounter with only 1 party member standing. | 
| Some Help You Are | Lose both Ag Center and Highpool. | 
| Son Of A Motherless Goat | Outfit 3 rangers in the amigos hat, jacket, and pants. | 
| Strength Of One | Complete the game after having started with only a single Ranger. | 
| Sweet, Sweet Squeezins | Scotchmo steals 5 bottles of Snake Squeezins from you. | 
| Tasty! | Give the Night Terror 20 pieces of candy. | 
| They Walk Among Us | Have a party member turn into a pod person. | 
| Too Much Time On Yer Hands | Dig up all the holes at Redondo Beach. | 
| Under Old Management | Restore Rodia's mayor to office. | 
| Wasteland Historian | Read every lore entry in the game. | 
| Wasteland Justice | Witness Angela kill Samuel Haas. | 
| What Does This Button Do? | Set off the nuke in Ranger Citadel before going to LA. |