| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 200682 | Tutorial completed (Secret)
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| 666 | Six! Six! Six! The number of the beast! (Secret)
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| Attempted Murder | Take a life, are you NUTS?!
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| Close Encounter of the Third Kind | Skinny phone home (Secret)
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| Concrete Block | Have you forgotten something? (Secret)
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| Do you want some clomipramine? | The last luncheon on the grass cost me my life
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| Drunkard | Drunk Skinny
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| Exorcist | Not such an excellent day for an exorcism
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| Game Over | That was a bad idea, my friend
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| Guitar Solo | Van Halen, I fear you not
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| High Score | AAA
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| Obsessive–compulsive Disorder | Do you want some clomipramine?
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| Pixel hunting | You have a good eye for a guy with no sockets
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| Psych Consult | Someone here has a couple of screws loose
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| Pyromaniac | Quo vadis?
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| Reunification | Look who's risen from the dead! (Secret)
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| Speedrun | Hey! Catch your breath, mate
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| Spoilertale | Here you go, some friendliness pellets
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| Sword Master | You fight like a dairy farmer! (Secret)
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| Time Traveler | John Titor would be proud of you
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| Tu quoque, Prunus! | Pruna iacta est!
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| Volo dell'angelo | Volare, oh oh!
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| Wardrobe | Home sweet home
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| WGE | Remember to correctly dispose of your videogames cartridges (Secret)
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| White Rabbit | Red pill, you take a trip to Wonderland (Secret)
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| Yoga Class | You're a real Zen master
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