| Achievement | How to unlock | 
|---|
| At Their Own Game | Defeat a Tower Wars developer in a ranked match. | 
| Conga Line! | Send a full unit wave of Minstrels. | 
| Great, Kid! Don't Get Cocky! | Defeat [SVS] Alter-Nate or someone who has defeated Alter-Nate in a ranked match. | 
| He's Kind of a Big Deal | Win a game with at least one Mortimer the Malevolent attacking the enemy castle in a ranked match. | 
| I Just Need Some "Me Time" | Play all 3 Classic Challenges. | 
| I R GUD LERNR | Complete the tutorial. | 
| Missile Barrage! | Build the ultimate long-range weapon in a ranked match. | 
| Some Like It Hot | Place 3 Lava Towers in a ranked match. | 
| That's All It Took? | Win a ranked match by only sending Mr. Moopsys. | 
| That's... A Lot of Towers | Build 10,000 towers in ranked matches. | 
| That's... A Lot of Units | Send 10,000 units in ranked matches. | 
| The Spice of Life | Send a wave containing all unit types. | 
| This Achievement Blows | With or without teammates, steer an enemy unit through 16 hexes affected by Cyclonic Momentum Decelerators in a row. | 
| U MAD, BRO? | Rage-quit. | 
| Well, You're Not the Worst | Defeat [SVS] blea or someone who has defeated [SVS] blea in a ranked match. | 
| What About The Kitchen Sink? | With or without teammates, attack a single unit with every tower type in a ranked match. | 
| You're Either Brilliant or a Cheater | Play through all waves of any Classic Challenge. |