| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Cat Champ | Finish a stage without getting off the cat.
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| Cobra Carnival | Defeat Serpent Lord in under 90 seconds.
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| DirtBoss Destruction | Beat DirtBoss in under 50 seconds.
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| Healthy & Wealthy | Collect 200 coins in one life.
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| Hope You're Happy | Beat a gnome unconscious.
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| Minute Muscles | Last 60 seconds against the horde.
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| Muscle Sunset | Clear Episode 1.
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| Never give up! | Die 25 times in one game.
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| No Miss Clear (1) | Clear Episode 1 without dying.
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| Scavenger Pancake | Elbow drop a Vulture.
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| Secret Diamond | You found a Secret Diamond!
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| Serpent Swiftness | Clear Episode 1 in under 35 minutes.
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| There's Nothing Here | But damnit, you got here!
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| Tiny Got Them All! | Collect all the Secret Diamonds.
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| Two Minute Triceps | Last 2 minutes against the horde.
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