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| Bull's Eye | Become a Master of the Rocket.
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| Butcher | The axe must swing to get it on.
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| Call Me Done! | Complete the game.
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| Can't Handle This | Finish a level without using the Laser.
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| Clay Pigeons | I hate pigeons! No poison in the house, a laser will do.
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| Destroy the Destroyed | A crossed bridge is useless, especially if it's broken anyway.
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| Fabulous Dentist | Maybe a future job career?
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| Fireangst | Finish a level without using the Rocket.
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| Gambler! | Find all the machines!
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| God of Ascension | Some Gods have to be found.
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| God of Darkness | Even dark gods want attention.
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| God of Machines | He, who is made of pixels.
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| Göttersturz. | Some Gods must fall.
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| High Ground | Perfect lookout, isn't it?
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| Hot Feet | Run, Run, Run!
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| Hungry Hole | This hole is hungry.
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| In Your Face! | In Your FACE!
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| Invincible Cliffhanger | Be strong and never die.
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| Invincible Explorer | Don't smush yourself!
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| Invincible Fighter | Be brave and stay alive!
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| Invincible Ghosthunter | Don't be afraid, be brave and stay alive!
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| Invincible Pupil | Don't fail on the first try, will you?
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| Invincible Runner | Evade those stones!
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| Join the Band | Groupies sneak backstage.
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| Juke Boxing | Collect all tapes in one level.
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| Mr Burst | Use the Rocket 50 times.
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| Mr Fizz | Use the Laser 50 times.
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| No Pull for Me, Sir! | Finish a level without using the Claw.
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| No Soil for Big | Out of kilter, out of sight.
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| Oldschooler | Play every Reality Boy (TM) level.
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| Parlicious | Finish a level with the given number of cuts.
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| Pattern Recognition | Pattern Shmattern.
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| Pest Control | Late revenge for clogging up my basement!
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| Rubble Maker | Make a lot of rubble.
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| Saw the Creatorers | Find every secret God disc in the game.
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| Stone Collector | Collect one Boring Stone.
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| Stones No. 1 | Find every Boring Stone in the first level.
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| Stones No. 2 | Find every Boring Stone in the second level.
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| Stones No. 3 | Find every Boring Stone in the third level.
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| Stones No. 4 | Find every Boring Stone in the fourth level.
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| Stones No. 5 | Find every Boring Stone in the fifth level.
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| Stoney Fabric | To cure your loss, you have to give in to those aggressive feelings.
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| Tape Afficionado | Collect music for ages.
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| The Boringness Continues | Collect one thousand Boring Stones.
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| The Dark Passage | Fear of the dark?
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| The God of Passage | Find trace of the secret Gods.
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| The God of the Dull Rock | Find trace of the secret Gods.
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| The God of the Vortex | Find trace of the secret Gods.
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| The God of Trying | Find the Manifestations of Arrogance.
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| Uber Butcher | Squeak, Piggy, squeak!
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| Ueberpar | Finish a level with less than the given number of cuts.
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| Your Burstness | Use the Rocket a thousand times.
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| Your Cutness | Use the Laser a thousand times.
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