| Achievement | How to unlock | 
|---|
| Bull's Eye | Become a Master of the Rocket. | 
| Butcher | The axe must swing to get it on. | 
| Call Me Done! | Complete the game. | 
| Can't Handle This | Finish a level without using the Laser. | 
| Clay Pigeons | I hate pigeons! No poison in the house, a laser will do. | 
| Destroy the Destroyed | A crossed bridge is useless, especially if it's broken anyway. | 
| Fabulous Dentist | Maybe a future job career? | 
| Fireangst | Finish a level without using the Rocket. | 
| Gambler! | Find all the machines! | 
| God of Ascension | Some Gods have to be found. | 
| God of Darkness | Even dark gods want attention. | 
| God of Machines | He, who is made of pixels. | 
| Göttersturz. | Some Gods must fall. | 
| High Ground | Perfect lookout, isn't it? | 
| Hot Feet | Run, Run, Run! | 
| Hungry Hole | This hole is hungry. | 
| In Your Face! | In Your FACE! | 
| Invincible Cliffhanger | Be strong and never die. | 
| Invincible Explorer | Don't smush yourself! | 
| Invincible Fighter | Be brave and stay alive! | 
| Invincible Ghosthunter | Don't be afraid, be brave and stay alive! | 
| Invincible Pupil | Don't fail on the first try, will you? | 
| Invincible Runner | Evade those stones! | 
| Join the Band | Groupies sneak backstage. | 
| Juke Boxing | Collect all tapes in one level. | 
| Mr Burst | Use the Rocket 50 times. | 
| Mr Fizz | Use the Laser 50 times. | 
| No Pull for Me, Sir! | Finish a level without using the Claw. | 
| No Soil for Big | Out of kilter, out of sight. | 
| Oldschooler | Play every Reality Boy (TM) level. | 
| Parlicious | Finish a level with the given number of cuts. | 
| Pattern Recognition | Pattern Shmattern. | 
| Pest Control | Late revenge for clogging up my basement! | 
| Rubble Maker | Make a lot of rubble. | 
| Saw the Creatorers | Find every secret God disc in the game. | 
| Stone Collector | Collect one Boring Stone. | 
| Stones No. 1 | Find every Boring Stone in the first level. | 
| Stones No. 2 | Find every Boring Stone in the second level. | 
| Stones No. 3 | Find every Boring Stone in the third level. | 
| Stones No. 4 | Find every Boring Stone in the fourth level. | 
| Stones No. 5 | Find every Boring Stone in the fifth level. | 
| Stoney Fabric | To cure your loss, you have to give in to those aggressive feelings. | 
| Tape Afficionado | Collect music for ages. | 
| The Boringness Continues | Collect one thousand Boring Stones. | 
| The Dark Passage | Fear of the dark? | 
| The God of Passage | Find trace of the secret Gods. | 
| The God of the Dull Rock | Find trace of the secret Gods. | 
| The God of the Vortex | Find trace of the secret Gods. | 
| The God of Trying | Find the Manifestations of Arrogance. | 
| Uber Butcher | Squeak, Piggy, squeak! | 
| Ueberpar | Finish a level with less than the given number of cuts. | 
| Your Burstness | Use the Rocket a thousand times. | 
| Your Cutness | Use the Laser a thousand times. |