| Achievement | How to unlock
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| "I don't like me when I'm angry" | Reach rage level 10.
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| "I ain't getting fired today!" | Reached the daily goal 10 times.
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| "Nothing bad can happen, right?" | Survive five days.
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| "That wasn't it" | Unknown.
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| "This is it!" | Reach the ending.
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| "Veni, vidi, perdidi" | Reach at least 10 different endings.
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| Baby, we're going down. | Reach depression level 10.
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| Friendly neighborhood salesperson | Visited all "houses" in the map.
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| Lenin was right | Get a negative balance with your finances.
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| Lenin was wrong | Use all items at least once.
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| Salesperson of the Week! | Make 16 sales in multiple playthroughs.
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| Talk to the door | Fail to make a sale.
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