| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 100 Kills | Spermicide.
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| 15,000 Sperm Bank Bucks | Feeling rich?
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| 200 Kills | Double Spermicide.
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| 300 Kills | Triple Spermicide.
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| 5,000 Sperm Bank Bucks | A little nest egg...
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| 50,000 Sperm Bank Bucks | I am the 1%.
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| 500 Kills | Crazy Spermicide.
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| Concieved | Egg, meet sperm!
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| Died | That wasn't so hard, was it?
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| Digested | Whoops, wrong hole!
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| Gone Home | Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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| Last to the Party | Poor little guy...
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| Pacifist | Can't we all just get along?
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| Prime Digest | First into the tummy!
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| Quintuplets | Minivan? No, clown car!
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| Twins | Double the trouble!
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