| Achievement | How to unlock
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| ??????? | Flip a table in Eggsterminator.
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| 2 Guys, 1 Rope | Kill 2 onlookers and break the rope in "The Noose".
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| AAAAAAHHH shut up! | Completed all rounds in Berserker.
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| Air Time | Fire arrows a cumulative distance of 20 kilometres (that's 12.4274 miles for the metric deprived).
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| Cold Blooded | Kill a total of 50 opposing archers in Team Deathmatch.
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| Desecration | Shoot a flag.
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| Didn't William Tell use a crossbow? | Shoot the small red apple without killing the Apple Head in Don't Miss.
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| Fruit Salad | Finish Wave 8 in Horde mode.
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| GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLL!!! | Score 10 goals in Zoccer while versing other players.
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| Hooligan | Kill 10 opposing players in Zoccer.
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| One small step... | Just nock an arrow and shoot it. How hard could it be?
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| That wasn't so hard... | Hit a target.
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| The Impossible | Hit 3 targets with 3 separate arrows within 3 seconds of eachother.
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| The joke we refuse to make | Make an Apple Head take a sharp wooden shaft to the patella.
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| Thinning the herd | Kill 50 zombies in Zoccer.
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| Top 99th Percentile | Hit the bullseye on a target.
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| You're Eggsterminated! | Exterminate all 10 eggs in Eggsterminator.
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