| Achievement | How to unlock | 
|---|
| - DARY! | Defeat a legendary pirate. | 
| Beat the game... for now? | Defeat all the Legendary pirate ships. | 
| BOOTY! | Find a treasure chest and open it. | 
| Bounty! | Accept a bounty quest. | 
| GOLDEN | Loot a total of 10000 gold. | 
| GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! | Capture 50 animals. | 
| Grand Theft Marine | Capture an enemy ship. | 
| Grog 'n' women! | Visit a tavern. | 
| I see dead pixels | Kill a total of 1000 enemies. | 
| I'm a mighty pirate! | Have 10 or more pirates on your crew. | 
| Jolly Roger That | Add a pirate flag to your ship. | 
| KABOOOM! | One of your pirates dies while using Kaboom. | 
| Kung Fu Fighting | Visit a panda island. | 
| Land Lubber | Visit an island with no town. | 
| LEGEN - Wait for it.... | Pick a fight with a legendary pirate. | 
| Lives up to his name! | Horke the Flatulent poops. | 
| MERRY CHRISTMAS 2014! | Have your captain wear the seasonal item set. | 
| Meta! | Have both Vitali Kirpu and Alexander Poysky on your ship. | 
| Mr. Croft I presume? | Unearth an epic buried treasure. | 
| MR. SEAGULL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? | Have a seagull poop on your ship. | 
| Mutiny! | Have a pirate turn hostile due to low morale. | 
| Noob | Die for the first time. | 
| POOPdeck... | Have at least 5 poop on your ship. | 
| RAISE THE MAST ME HARTIES!!! | Set sail for the first time. | 
| Robinson Hobo'd | Find a stranded hobo. | 
| Socially inadequate | Kill a hobo. | 
| The Diaper Brotherhood | Have 5 of your crewmates wear diapers at the same time. | 
| Treasure hunter | Dig up 10 buried treasure chests. | 
| Who be makin this game? | Check out the credits. | 
| YARRRRRRRR | Plunder an enemy ship. |