| Achievement | How to unlock
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| Dinorun | Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
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| Greedrun | Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
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| HATERS GONNA HATE. | Dance to the first boss don't stop for nothing.
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| Hatsamingo | Collect half the hats.
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| Mmyes Indeedrun | Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under 2 minutes wearing a monocle and top-hat.
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| Speedrun | Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
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| Steedrun | Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
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| That was it. | Finish the whole damn game.
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