| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 3rd Shift | Survive Evil Happy.
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| Backpack, Backpack | Find the Backpack.
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| Bomb Dot Com | Create a Burger Bomb.
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| But I Must Scream | Find the Boss Room Ventilation Shaft.
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| Caffeine Rush | Drink ten Jazzy Javas.
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| Crafty | Find your first recipe.
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| Deja Vu | Die ten times.
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| Do You Smell That? | Discover the parking garage.
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| Escape From the Barn | Destroy the Truck in the Burger Barn.
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| Flashback | Go back in time.
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| Funkytown | Create a Keypad Hacker.
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| Going Down | Survive the Elevator Descent.
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| Have It Your Way | Buy something from a vending machine.
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| I Have No Mouth | Find the Apartment hole.
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| I'm Lovin' It | Complete your first shift.
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| I'm Not Even Looking | Take 25 pictures.
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| Jukebox Hero | Buy the Jukebox.
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| Killer of Giants | Witness the Nuclear Explosion.
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| Let Me Speak to the Manager | Serve ten wrong orders to a customer.
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| My Bad | Serve five wrong orders to a customer.
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| Nobody Panic! | Put out a grill fire.
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| Now in HD! | Buy the Flatscreen TV.
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| Oops | Serve a wrong order to a customer.
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| Phreaky | Hack a vending depot.
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| Salute the Colonel | Defeat Evil Charlie.
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| Spoiler Alert | Spoil ten meat patties.
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| Straight to the Thighs | Eat ten Energy Bars.
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| That's All, Folks! | Defeat Evil Petey.
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| Turing Test | Meet V.I.C.
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| What Year Is It | Escape the Simulation.
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