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| Administrator Assassinator | Dispatch every boss at under goal time.
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| Altruistic Dude | Make the right choice, and save everything. Or, everything but you...
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| Beat Act 1 | Avoid some bombs, and send Zeek packing.
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| Beat Act 2 | Charge your super meter, and knock out JS Fierce.
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| Beat Act 3 | Grind some exp by dispatching an RPG trio.
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| Beat Act 4 | Aim for the glowing orb and send Lambda back to the lab.
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| Beat Act 5 | Smash the overly sized giant in Tickleton factory.
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| Beat Act 6 | Reclaim Honey's Bluff for the side of good, and look good doing it.
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| Beat the Game | See the story through to its end, and take your place in history.
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| Beat the Game on Hardcore | It seemed like someone around would have been better than you. But they're not. And no one's ever gonna get you down.
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| But, I Wanna Live!! | Forsake your quest and preserve yourself, being an all around general coward.
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| Faster Than a Hedgehog | Beat the goal times for every timed level.
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| Faster Than an Echidna | Beat the goal times for thirty levels.
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| Flawlesss Victory | Beat JS Fierce with full health remaining.
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| Haberdashery Hero | Kill a Gub with its helmet still on.
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| Hacked Handbasket Hacker | In "Hacked in a Handbasket", kill every Dragonling and win without dying.
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| Intro To Rescue: 201 | Get to Zeek in under 34 seconds, with all shards in hand.
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| Moonwalker | Air-Jump 8 times without ever touching a floor, wall, or engine.
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| Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom... | Collect 2500 Mini-Tors! dots across a single profile.
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| Ooooooh.... Shiny.... | Collect one hundred Gem Shards.
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| Sticky Finger Bandit | Steal the RPG Fighter's Potion before his friends can drink it.
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| Stop and Smell the Roses | Collect four Gem Shards in one level run.
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| The Secret of the Gems | Discover the secret of the gems.
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| The Shiniest Shiny Evar | Collect every Gem Shard there is.
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