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| 10-4 Good Buddy | You've trucked all there is to truck.
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| 10 | Hang in there.
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| Asteroid defense could use more funding | It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
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| Buy more sticky notes | A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
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| Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing | We make mascots and dabble in insurance.
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| Done did everything | You even did that one thing? Such dedication!
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| Dr. Loans DSD. | Doctorate prestige will vary.
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| Get it there cheap | Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
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| Got further than Don | Next stop, riches!
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| Hey! I'm napping here! | Let sleeping truckers lie.
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| I AM ASTRONAUT | Stared into the void. Laughed.
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| I pity the schoo! | Teacher's pet.
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| Keep it topped off | You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
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| Keep those expenses low | Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.
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| Kid genius | Finished school in under 10 minutes!
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| Living on a prayer | WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
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| Loan down! | The future is bright...er!
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| Master of student loans | Not one, but two for the price of two!
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| Master of the normal | Aint nobody done normals like me.
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| Master of time | Time is relatively precious.
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| No money back | Pizza on time. Every. Time.
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| Not a scratch! | The resale value has held up amazingly!
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| ONE HUNDRED PERCENT | This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
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| Oh no! | If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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| One year in | It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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| Outta my grill | Took the worst the universe could throw at you.
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| Payin' down the plastic | Look at you. So responsible.
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| Pizza Perfect | The pizza is safe... for now.
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| Pizza robot got nothin' on me | In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.
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| Pizza without fail | No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.
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| Semi... expensive | Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.
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| Shiny! | All that glitters is not Au.
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| Sleep is overrated | Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
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| Student loan unlocked! | What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
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| Studious | Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.
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| Thanks for playing! | ...and thanks for checking out the credits!
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| The way of the space road | Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.
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| There can only be one | Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
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| These things happen | Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.
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| Thy core is of a hard persuasion | The hardcore do understand.
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| Trail Blazer | Who put these cones here?
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| With honors | The classiest of the top of the class.
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| You're a hero! | Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
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