| Achievement | How to unlock
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| #GONUDE | Avant-garde fashion.
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| 10000G | Now you're rich!
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| 1000G | You're no longer poor!
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| 20000G | You're filthy rich! Trump here I come!
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| 30000G | You're rich like a BADASS! All the girls for you!!
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| 5-star sewers | Find the way to the sewers.
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| 5000G | You're getting rich!
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| A River of Lava Diamonds | Collect 20 of these gems.
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| Almost there | Kill 39 enemy parties.
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| Aqua di Dio | Get the rich girl deep into the sewers.
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| Are you lucky? | Collect 10 luck clovers.
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| Bang a gong | Use Body Bang.
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| Barbwire | Cut 1 barbwire.
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| Barbwired | Cut 6 barbwires.
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| Big brother is watching you | Find the eye of the watcher.
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| Boulder Dash | Like a true miner, use the pickaxe on a rock.
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| Career change | Get the Princess to be your personal housemaid.
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| Creep in | Kill your first Evil Creeper.
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| Darkness | Defeat both Evil Creepers at the same time.
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| Dem Boobies | Play with your girl.
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| Dirty deeds done dirt cheap | 40 out of 40 in the sewers.
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| Dr who? | Do let the doctor do your new housemaid.
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| Dragon Butchery | Collect 30 dragon meats.
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| For your babes | Collect 6 sweet candies.
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| Full-time gardener | Excavate 50 frozen plants.
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| Gardener | Excavate a frozen plant.
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| Get a slave | No more chores for you.
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| Get the rich girl | Money of Paris + Boby of Kim.
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| Halfway through | Kill 20 enemy parties.
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| Heaven and Hell | Frozen cave boss defeated.
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| Holier than thou | Find the winged spirit.
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| I have a big wood | Find the massive, male-empowering Oak from Hell.
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| I have a bomb | I mean, a real one, that blows up.
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| I'm a barbie girl | Find the exotic doll.
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| Inferno | Defeat both In Flames at the same time.
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| It's over | Defeat the Evil Force.
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| Kill 100 enemy parties | Get 'em MF!!
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| Kill 200 enemy parties | Communist dictators ain't nothing on you.
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| Kill 300 enemy parties | Yer ready for WWIII.
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| Lava Diamond | Get your very first gem.
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| Lawless | Kill Lawrence.
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| Let's break the ice between us | 50 out of 50 in the frozen cave.
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| Lucky timing | See the Princess in her undies.
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| Man on fire | 40 out of 40 in Hell's Mouth.
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| Mirror Fairy | Esma can't be bothered.
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| Mr Dead | Kill your first Mr Tusk.
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| NASA stuff | Talking about rockets.
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| No Vegan | Slaughter enough dragons to get 10 baby dragon meats.
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| Noble intervention | Get the Princess to join.
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| Not an ordinary rest | Enjoy the luxury of a night at the inn of Capitole.
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| Really close again | 49 out of 50 foes defeated.
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| Rich girl fetish | Find the Soul Torturer.
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| Rock Crush | Obliterate 30 lava rocks.
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| See no evil | Kill your second Evil Creeper.
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| Shit everywhere | Accumulate 10 shitty maces.
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| Soul deep | Reach the depths of her soul.
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| Soulful | Use 5 soul keys.
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| Soulmate | 50 out of 50 in the princess' soul.
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| Stakhanovist Gardener | Excavate 100 frozen plants.
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Strike!Get all 3 girls to take it all off.
| Strive for excellence | Give a housework lesson to the ex-Princess.
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| Tchernobyl Offspring | Defeat the sewers boss.
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| Terrorist | Use 3 bombs.
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| The slave too | Avant-garde fashion for everyone.
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| Toilet abondance | Find all 3 items in the dirty toilet.
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| Translucent dress | A male's fantasy.
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| Uninvited | Trick the stupid guard.
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| Womanizer | Choose your girlfriend.
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| Zoo stuff | Talking about cages.
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