| Achievement | How to unlock | 
|---|
| Be the Developer | Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years. | 
| Braiiiiins | Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player). | 
| /credits | Pretend to read the credits. | 
| Dragon Builder | Finish all of Draco's quests. | 
| Game Over | You lose at MMO. | 
| Hoarder | Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons. | 
| Important Wiki Edits | Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama. | 
| Model Citizen | Join a town. | 
| Not forever alone | Be popular and admired. | 
| Options Hero | Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen. | 
| Placer of Blocks | Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks. | 
| Please hang up and try again | Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME. | 
| Reach Level 2 | Woo! | 
| Reach Level 3 | Woo!! | 
| Reach Level 4 | WOOOOO!!!! | 
| Reach Level 5 | Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! | 
| Reward Finder | Find one reward block. | 
| Reward Hunter | Find thirty reward blocks. | 
| Reward Scavenger | Find five reward blocks. | 
| Reward Searcher | Find fifteen reward blocks. | 
| Reward... who am I kidding, no one will ever get this one | Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!) | 
| Trade | Complete a trade with another player. | 
| When you are Potato, anything is possible! | Become potato for great glory of national party! | 
| You should probably get tested | After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement. |