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1You're fat that's hippo critical.
2A salt with a deadly weapon.
3When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
4A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
5The frustrated magician pulled out his hare.
6Those fish really are quite shy -- they must be coy.
7Just in case.
8I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But then it came back to me.
9Peter was so drunk, he picked a fight with a mop. He wiped the floor with him.
10Renewable energy? I'm a big fan.
11A vegetarian girl said she recognized me, but I had never met herbivore.
12The roundest knight in all the land sir circumference.
13Chilly pepper.
14Unicorn.
15Never trust an atom they make up everything.
16Melon -collie.
17What did the triangle say to the circle. You're so pointless.
18No matter how hard you push the envelope it'll always be stationary.
19I have the necessary koala -fictions.
20Hey ho looks like a fungi.
21Armchair.
22I don't want to taco bout it.
23Expecting a well thought-out pun? Frayed knot.
24Tag you're it hashtag.
25Calm down you're over reacting.
26I lost an electron are you positive.
27What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
28Becoming a vegetarian can be huge missed steak.
29Eh you're not welcome here preju- dice.
30Elevator.
31I shot the serif.
32They make a good pear.
33You're a cute angle.
34Spearmint.
35How do you organize space party you planet.
36Knowing sign language can be quite handy.
37Once you've seen a shopping centre you've seen the mall.
38a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
39Why are you wearing glasses? I lost my contacts.
40Calm down guys we don't want any treble.
41I'm reading a book on anti-gravity it's impossible to put down.
42This scarecrow is outstanding in his field.
43Attempted murder.
44Christopher Walken, christopher sitting.
45Peter spent all night wondering where the sun went. but then it dawned on him.
46What do you call a fake noodle an impasta.
47You loo boo – tiful tonight.
48Hey what's wrong. I just feel empty inside.
49I tried to catch some fog today I mist.
50I used to be addicted to soap. but i'm clean now.
51A moon rock tastes better than an earth rock because it's meteor.
52A piano fell down a mineshaft and made a-flat minor.
53Wanna hear pun about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy.
54I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger then it hit me.
55Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
56Oh the hue -manatee.
57Stop you are under a rest.
58Weapons of math destruction.
59Sorry I'm latte.
60This bicycle can no longer stand it's two tired.
61That's one smart phone.
62I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
63He doesn't take up mushroom.
64You go on ahead I follow on foot.
65I started a business selling yachts in my house sails are going through the roof.
66Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
67Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
68My book just hit me I only have my shelf to blame.
69Icy trouble ahead.
70Join the math club, there's safety in numbers.
71The cross-eyed teacher had trouble controlling his pupils.
72You shouldn't take sides in a fight between friends.
73Peter tried to write a drinking song. he couldn't get past the first few bars.
74Did you wet the bed again? Urine trouble.
75Wanna hear a pun? This otter be good.
76The man drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
77The midget fortuneteller escaped prison. she was a small medium at large.
78Wisdom tooth.
79Math puns are the first sine of madness.
80Butter fly.
81These pun really quack me up.
82Eggplant.
83Put it out. water you waiting for.
84Oh no not an udder one.
85Lemon aid.
86King of spades.
87Ice tee.
88Two silk worms had a race they ended up in a tie.
89I threatened him and said mark my word.
90What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner. a cold shoulder.
91You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
92Peter hadn't the faintest idea as to why he passed out.
93I have a hard time controlling my mood swings.
94The great wall of chinaware.
95Goldfish.
96Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
97If you don't pay your exorcist you could get re – possessed.
98Does this uniform make me look fat insecurity guard.
99Math test today? Use this for good measure.
100Light beer.
101Mugshot.
102Pinky swear.
103Navy seal.
104An investi-gator.
105Sofa so good.
106Square root.
107Fire drill.
1083.14 percent of all sailors are pi rates.
109School cancelled due to blackout the students are delighted.
110The confederate army ate using civil-ware.
111Boxing ring.
112When my laptop is idle jesus shows up he's my screen saviour.
113Toucan play at this game.
114You look better yeah I got my appendix removed.
115Cartoonist found dead details are sketchy.
116Sleeping pill.
117Peter was hit in the head with a can of soda luckily for him it was a soft drink.
118Straw berries.
119Jokes about german sausages are the wurst.
120This dinosaur has one impressive vocabulary he must be a thesaurus.
121Trying to eat a clock is very time consuming.
122Well shall we take the kayak oar canoe?
123Octopi.
124Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his left arm? He's all right now.
125The mermaid attended math class wearing algae bra.
126I was struggling to figure out how lightning works but then it struck me.
127Censor ship.
128I got fired.
129Seasons greetings.
130Can't we just get oolong?
131Got the marks back for my electrician's exam the result were shocking.
132My friends bakery burned down overnight her business is toast.
133I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
134A clown just held the door open for me it was a nice jester.
135Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana.
136Man murdered in parking garage that is wrong on so many levels.
137Read the novel about small gardens? There isn't much of a plot.
138Hairspray.
139Arborists are treemend ous.
140Don't become an archaeologist your career will be in ruins.
141Reigning cats and dogs.
142Sweet dreams.
143I'll ketchup.
144You mustard the strength to finish.
145Arch enemies.
146Boo school spirit.
147My friend handcrafts door for a living. he really know how to make an entrance.
148A backwards poet writes inverse.
149Our base in under a tack.
150People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
151Peter was told he had type a blood. but it must have been a type o.
152I didn't like my new beard at first. but then it grew on me.
153Cereal killer.
154Like the game? Lettuce know by reviewing.
155Some people say that our jokes are average. that's just mean.
156Peter lost his job and found himself in quite the pickle.
157Rubber duck e.
158K leenexbox.
159Fancy a cup of tee.
160My car just got toad.
161Deviled egg.
162Zeebra.
163Hot dog.
164The rolling stones.
165You know what? I'm grater than you.
166You're my butter half.
167Donutello.
168I'm sexy and I gnome it.
169Chick magn et.
170Fish tank.
171French toast.
172I find this fruit very appealing.
173Power plant.
174Card shark.
175Lettuce take the train I avocado.
176Engine earring.
177Eyepod.
178Doctor.
179I'm telling you it's all a big conspiracy ahhh you guys are both nuts.
180Catfish.
181May all your swishes come true.
182You can count on me.
183Drop the beet.
184Mirror mirror who's the funniest of them all? Why ra punzel.
185Pie rat.
186Road runner.
187Brain wash.
188It was all white, have an ice day honey? There's snow place like home.
189Spring is right around the corner.
190Cantaloupe.
191Ice skating.
192Watch dog.
193Rain bow.
194Makeup artist.
195Think thank.
196Roller coaster.
197I love you from my head tomatoes.
198Rock star.
199Alexander the grape.
200Hole milk.
201I have a knot in my stomach.
202I scream cone.
203Under the weather.
204Loafers.
205Duck tape.
206Capital punishment.
207Tap dancing.
208These puns are getting pretty tearable aren't they?