| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Charting | Check out how you are doing. | 2500
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| Clean Shoes | Jump over 3 pig patties in under 5 seconds. | 2500
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| Furry Friend | Become the cats play toy. | 5000
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| It Gets Better | Grab your first power-up. | 500
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| Keep It 100 | Hit the century mark. | 10000
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| Master of Disguise | Unlock all of Fernanfloo's outfits. | 10000
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| Master of Power | Unlock all of the power-ups. | 10000
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| Milkin' It | Hit 3 cows in under 3 seconds. | 2500
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| Only the Beginning | Get past the bird for the 1st time. | 1000
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| Planet of the Escapes | Stop the monkeys from taking over. | 5000
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| She's In The Castle | Try and save the Princess! | 10000
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| Shop Till You Drop | Buy something from the Store. | 2500
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| Slow Starter | Suck at life. | 500
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| Spinning | Get stuck in an endless loop. | 2500
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| Survivalist | Survive for a full two minutes. | 1000
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