| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| #YOLOSWAG | Unlock seven dances. | 3000
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| Ancient Answers | Get an alien kid to block you. | 3000
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| Bear Baiting | Make the Gentle Giant kid angry. | 1000
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| Boogie Down | Unlock the first dance. | 1000
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| Bright Future | Get 10 A+. | 1000
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| Burn Book | Unlock all kids in the Yearbook. | 2500
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| Cheating Genius | Get 100 A+. | 10000
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| Freedom Fighter | Make the teacher's pet cry. | 2000
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| Gettin' Jiggy | Unlock three dances. | 2000
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| Great Expectations | Get 25 A+. | 2500
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| Life Hacker | Get 50 A+. | 5000
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| Mad Dash | Get A+ on "No sitting" level. | 3000
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| Marked Improvement | Buy an upgrade for each powerup. | 1000
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| Party Pooper | Stop a clown from laughing. | 2500
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| Persuasive | Finish a "First to finish" level. | 5000
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| Power Master | Get all upgrades to max. | 10000
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| Prom King | Finish the game. | 10000
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| Raising Heck | Finish an "Anger management" level. | 2000
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| Smooth Talker | Use ten excuses. | 2500
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| Specialist | Get any upgrade to max. | 5000
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| The Teachonomicon | Unlock all teachers in the yearbook. | 2500
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| You Shall Not Pass | Get a wizard kid to block you. | 2500
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